This week, there were no injuries in the Len household so it was pretty uneventful. Before I get to the new entertainment ideas, I’ll share what some have learned during their stay-at-home. To protect privacy, I won’t share our client’s full name, but thank you, Betty!
Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.
I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe.
I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.
PSA: every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.
Homeschooling is going well. Two students suspended for fighting and one teacher fired for drinking on the job.
I don't think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we'd go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone
This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog..... we laughed a lot.
Quarantine Day 5: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.
I'm so excited—it's time to take out the garbage. What should I wear?
Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun.
Day 6 of Homeschooling: My child just said "I hope I don't have the same teacher next year."
And here are some additions to the entertainment list:
ONLINE MUSIC
Free opera, symphony orchestras and plays put on by The Met, the National Theatre of Britain and the French Comedie Francaise
SERIES
BBC Murder Mysteries Series – Midsommer Murders, Dr. Blake, Vera
Endeavor – Masterpiece Theatre crime drama
Belgravia – similar to Downtown Abbey by the creator of Downtown Abbey
World on Fire – PBS series about WWII
The English Game – Period piece about the development of club soccer in England. There’s a lot more to it than soccer.
BOOKS
The Assassination of Lincoln: A History of the Great Conspiracy by Thomas Mealy Harris
